#1 "Mountain Gabe" - unlike his wedding photo, in this pic, Coach Gabe isn't wearing his blaze orange hat.

#2 "John McCain" - many kids and parents thought Coach Greg forgot his mask tonight.

#3 "Cheap Date" - Coach Mike of the Green Mites, actually didn't need any padding to fill out his bra.

#4 "Fred Flintsone" - Coach Chuck is a Bed Rock resident; watch your fruity pebbles when you get tackled.

#5 - "The Lorax" & "Redneck Mall Santa" ... Coach Jeff & Coach Scott look like they're off to some kind of parade.

#6 - "Coaching Staff?" - Coach Chris can still fit into his High School clothes as "Rock-N-Roll Guitar Hero Burn Out".

#7 - Clayton in his Halloween Practice jersey.

And one day boys, if you follow your training, you can join a militia & live in the woods back there like I do.

"Redneck Mall Santa" is fed up with Russ's jumping jacks, so he calls in "Major Nuisance" to take him out.

 

 "Major Nuisance" gives "Rock-n-Roll Guitar Hero Burn Out" & "Mountain Gabe" some advice.

Note that "Major Nuisance's" identity is so secret he can only be photographed like bigfoot, the yetti, or abominable snowman ... from a distance, from behind, and with a blurry lens.

"Fred Flintstone" checks on leglifts; while "Major Nuisance" orders a pizza to be delivered to his foxhole.